Call me Carman :)
Reblog all the things.
Fangirl. I live to travel & love to blog.
Tumblr expressionist. ~ ~ ~ ~
Troll/s Trollin'
If you make a post about perfect eyebrows, and you don’t include Zachary Quinto in that list…than maybe you aren’t really making a list about perfect eyebrows.
I’ll see your Zachary Quinto
And raise you an Andrew Scott
Well then…
Let me add Kendall Schmidt into this, just because.
- Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
- Me: LOKI?
- Teacher: Pardon?
- Me: The God of Mischief.
- Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
- Me: I don't have it.
- Teacher: What?
- Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
- Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
- Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
- Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
- Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
- Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
- Me: How's your coffee?
- Teacher: What?
- Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
- Teacher: I don't-
- Me: There's no gas in the tank.
- Teacher: What-
- Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
- Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
- Me: LOKI'D.
- Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
- Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
- Teacher: Preferably several someones?
- Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
- Teacher: Restrain her.
- Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
- Teacher: What even.
- Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.
The way you slam your body into mine reminds me
I’m alive, but monsters are always hungry, darling,
and they’re only a few steps behind you
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Liam Payne quick change fail… Niall zipping up Liams fly :’)
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Jesus Christ, Niall. Let’s have rough sex together.
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Liam drops his mic on stage (finally)
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All Around The World - Justin Bieber
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99-problems-cause-niall-ate-1:
fashion-love-and-one-direction:
awwwh nialler baby
luckily, Niall is lefthanded, which means Liam still gets his needed handjobs from Nialler
Reblogging for that. Classic. ^^
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onedirectionhnllz asked: Hello love! I adore your blog and was wondering if you wouldn't mind checking mine out and passing it onto your followers! Massive thanks love! xx -H
WOAH! Are you kidding me!? I am just a simple potato with a simple blog, you have tonnes more followers/people who actually look at your blog, like on it’s url, than I do! But of course! I will always promo anyone who asks! :) Thank you so much! Would love it if you could do the same! xo
How nice is she! EVERYONE! Go check her incredible blog out! Instant follow! :D
niall at the fox theatre, detroit 6/1/12
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Doing the Macarena in Detroit tonight (x)
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