son of a bitch we just got neville longbottomed by a goddamn cartoon
Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton’s house
The house used to be two separate dwellings. Now, one belongs to Tim and one to Helena.
Each has its own very distinct decor: hers is girly, vintage and chintzy, while his is a gothic melange of ‘skeletons and weird things’ and floor lights in neon shades. Each partner has their own television, their own Sky Plus and their own kitchen - although Tim’s is barely used.
At night they sleep in their respective dwellings. Not only is Tim an insomniac who likes to pace and watch TV, he says that she talks too much and that he needs some peace and quiet away from her. And anyway, counters Helena, he snores.
And yet there is the occasional blurring of boundaries since Helena has a craft room in Tim’s half of the house where she likes to print hearts onto fabric and stitch ribbons onto mob caps.
She has, as followers of her distinctly ‘shabby-chic’ style will testify, a weakness for fripperies such as broderie anglaise and bobbles.
The two studio houses are joined by a ground level communal room, which is essentially a very grand hallway. Recently, a third home was purchased in the street which is home to the nanny and the couple’s two children, Billy Ray, six, and Nell, two.
So how on earth does it work?
'He always visits, which is really touching. He's always coming over,' says Helena of Tim, in a way that suggests she considers this a perfectly normal version of cohabitation.
It’s a rather rum state of affairs, but Helena enthuses: ‘It really is a great idea. You never have to compromise emotionally or feel invaded.’
It is only when you start to consider how very different they are that you begin to understand why the set-up works so well. After all, Tim - the creative genius behind macabre works such as Sweeney Todd and Sleepy Hollow - prefers to speak as little as possible, while Helena loves nothing more than to chatter away.
'He's much shyer than me,' she has said. 'I used to say that he was a home for abandoned sentences.'
WHY DO PEOPLE SIMPLY REFUSE TO TAKE ONE DIRECTION SERIOUSLY BC OF THEIR MUSIC OR BC THEY’RE A BOYBAND WITH CUTE FACES LIKE THEY MAKE PEOPLE SO HAPPY AND THEY’RE ACTUALLY SO TALENTED THIS IS AN ISSUE THAT MUST BE RESOLVED
Congrats on having awesome hair.
the most unrealistic part of teen wolf isn’t even the werewolf bit its that every girl in beacon hills isn’t trying to hop on isaac’s dick
Scisaac AU ─ coming out to the packaka the one where Isaac tells Derek and Peter that he and Scott have been seeing each other, and the only reaction from the Hales is exasperation because are you serious right now we’ve been listening to Scott “sneak in” so you two could hump like bunnies for weeks now
so proud of australia’s little bro across the tasman for legalising gay marriage. hopefully we follow you soon!
Having tattoos and piercings is not unprofessional.
What’s unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience.
Harry notices two guys sitting in the front row, then calls them out on it [x]
Does anyone else find it odd that our society expects 14-year-old kids to know what jobs they will want for the rest of their lives, but doesn’t believe an adult woman when she says she doesn’t want to be a mother?